Remember last time you tried to keep a journal? You failed miserably. That's because you're a failure. But that's okay! I mean, it's not great. Life is hard for loser failures. You should prepare for that. But I digress.
Introducing
JournalJerk
Starring me, the JournalJerk. You can call me JJ.
JournalJerk is a email-based subscription journaling service for unmotivated slackers like you.
Here's what you need to know.
I
You submit journal entries via email.
No app to download or website to bookmark — write from the safety and comfort of your email client! 😍
II
You'll get daily email reminders.
Just reply to the email with your daily entry, and you're done!
III
You set your own goal.
When you sign up, you set a "journal goal" — the number of days per week you want to journal.
IV
The price drops exponentially over time.
The weekly subscription starts at $2.99.
However the price drops by 50% each time you meet your goal!
After six successful weeks in a row, you're only paying 9 cents! 🤑
V
But don't break the streak.
If you fall short of your goal, you lose all your accumulated discounts and the price snaps back to $2.99.
In case you were wondering:
You can export your journal anytime.
You can unsubscribe anytime.
Your journal is secure, and we'll never share your data.